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Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 855 Points

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 3/17/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 3/17/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 3/17/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)

Dillo Hills 2

Cheap Tricks Unlocked 8/24/13
5 Points
Hit an enemy racer with a Goonana on the big ramp at the end of a lap in a public race.
Greenhorn Unlocked 8/24/13
5 Points
Get 5 perfect landings in a row on a single lap of a public race.
Wood League Unlocked 8/26/13
5 Points
Reach skill level 1400.
Bronze League Unlocked 9/4/13
10 Points
Reach skill level 1500.
Pop! Unlocked 8/24/13
10 Points
Win a race.
World Traveler Unlocked 9/4/13
10 Points
Win a public race on 7 different levels.
Silver League Unlocked 9/9/13
25 Points
Reach skill level 1600.
Animal Rights 25 Points Complete a public race on Stonefeather Peaks without touching any birds.
Dedi-cat-ed 50 Points Win a public race after saying the word "meow" in chat every time you're in the air (except for on the big hill at the end of each lap).
Go Fish 50 Points Complete a public race on High Tide Cove without touching the ground (except for the big hill at the end of each lap).
Gold League 50 Points Reach skill level 1700.
Platinum League 50 Points Reach skill level 1800.
Diamond League 100 Points Reach skill level 1900.
Just a Theory 100 Points Win a public race while holding down the entire time. You're still allowed to glide and jump, but you must hold down while you're doing it.
Dethroned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/15 (70/500 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 2/19/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Electrocuted Unlocked 2/19/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/19/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Controller Unlocked 2/19/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 10/44 (80/500 points)

Goggleyes 2

Same colors 2 Unlocked 8/1/13
5 Points
Pop 2 clusters of same color in a row
Sleeping 10 Unlocked 8/1/13
5 Points
10 sleeping on the field
Sleeping pop 3 Unlocked 8/1/13
5 Points
Pop 3 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Special 3 Unlocked 8/1/13
5 Points
Pop cluster of special configuration
Sleeping 15 Unlocked 8/1/13
10 Points
15 sleeping on the field
Bombs in a row 3 5 Points Explode 3 bombs in a row
Cluster 10 5 Points Pop cluster of 10 bubbles without using bombs
Explosion 2 5 Points Explode 2 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
High score 5000 5 Points 5000 high score (higher is better)
Low score 2000 5 Points 2000 low score (lower is better)
Stones 3 5 Points Explode 3 stones simultaneously
Bombs in a row 5 10 Points Explode 5 bombs in a row
Cluster 20 10 Points Pop cluster of 20 bubbles without using bombs
Explosion 3 10 Points Explode 3 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
High score 15000 10 Points 15000 high score (higher is better)
Low score 1500 10 Points 1500 low score (lower is better)
Same colors 5 10 Points Pop 5 clusters of same color in a row
Sleeping pop 7 10 Points Pop 7 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Special 7 10 Points Pop cluster of special configuration
Stones 5 10 Points Explode 5 stones simultaneously
Bombs in a row 10 25 Points Explode 10 bombs in a row
Cluster 35 25 Points Pop cluster of 35 bubbles without using bombs
Explosion 5 25 Points Explode 5 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
High score 50000 25 Points 50000 high score (higher is better)
Low score 750 25 Points 750 low score (lower is better)
Same colors 10 25 Points Pop 10 clusters of same color in a row
Sleeping 30 25 Points 30 sleeping on the field
Sleeping pop 15 25 Points Pop 15 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Special 13 25 Points Pop cluster of special configuration
Stones 8 25 Points Explode 8 stones simultaneously

Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/400 points)

Lunar Escape

Level 1 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Level 10 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 10
Level 11 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 11
Level 12 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 12
Level 13 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 13
Level 14 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 14
Level 15 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 15
Level 16 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 16
Level 17 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 17
Level 2 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 2
Level 3 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 3
Level 4 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 4
Level 5 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 5
Level 6 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 6
Level 7 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 7
Level 8 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 8
Level 9 Unlocked 9/24/13
10 Points
Beat Level 9
Level 18 10 Points Beat Level 18
Level 19 10 Points Beat Level 19
Level 20 10 Points Beat Level 20
Level 21 10 Points Beat Level 21
Level 22 10 Points Beat Level 22
Level 23 10 Points Beat Level 23
Level 24 10 Points Beat Level 24
Level 25 10 Points Beat Level 25
Level 26 25 Points Beat Level 26
Level 27 25 Points Beat Level 27
Level 28 50 Points Beat Level 28
Level 29 50 Points Beat Level 29
Level 30 100 Points Beat Level 30

Medals Earned: 17/30 (170/500 points)

Mad Princess

Instruments Of Murder Unlocked 1/8/13
10 Points
Clear the first 5 waves
Legend Of The Mad Princess 5 Points Watch the Ending
Once Upon A Time 5 Points Watch the Intro
Princess Maker 5 Points Check out the Credits page!
Acupuncture Treatment 25 Points Clear Wave 15
Cannon Fodder 25 Points Kill 100 Regulars
Fight In The Shade 25 Points Clear Wave 16
Having A Blast 25 Points Clear Wave 11
Suicidal Overconfidence 25 Points Clear Wave 8
Swiftly Executed 25 Points Kill 50 Agiles
The Bigger They Are 25 Points Kill 25 Brutes
Wallmaster 25 Points Clear Wave 14
You Spin Me Right Round 25 Points Clear Wave 18
Bloody Good Time 50 Points Clear Wave 20
Kingslayer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/400 points)

New York Shark

Balloon Unlocked 3/25/12
10 Points
Crushing the balloon
King Kong Unlocked 3/25/12
10 Points
Killing King Kong
Air Racer Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Crushing the Air Racer
Asteroid Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Crushing the Asteroid
Hindenburg Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Spiderman Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Killing Spiderman
Tram Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Crushing the tram
Trump Jet Unlocked 3/25/12
25 Points
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Containers Unlocked 3/25/12
50 Points
Crushing 65 Containers
Baseballs 25 Points Catching 10 Baseballs
Coast Bomber 25 Points Crushing the Coast Bomber
Coast Guard 25 Points Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Osama 25 Points Killing Osama Bin Laden
Cows 50 Points Killing 28 Cows
Navy 50 Points Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Liberty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hat Bonus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/17 (220/480 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Come with me if you want to live Unlocked 8/27/13
10 Points
Rescue and secure a civilian
Gun Slinger Unlocked 8/27/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Perfect Defense Unlocked 8/27/13
25 Points
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 3/25 (60/1,000 points)

Roar Rampage

Angry Dino Unlocked 2/12/13
5 Points
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Getting Started Unlocked 2/12/13
5 Points
Complete first level
War Machine Unlocked 2/12/13
10 Points
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Weak Hit 5 Points Score a x1 at the punch machine
Game Complete 25 Points Complete the game
Total Destruction 50 Points Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Rampage 100 Points Destroy last boss without getting hit
Supporter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/205 points)

Room Raider

Rank: Beginner Unlocked 3/18/12
5 Points
Clear (5) Rooms
Rank: Skilled 10 Points Clear (15) Rooms
Rank: Soldier 10 Points Clear (10) Rooms
Rank: Mr.Awesome 25 Points Clear (30) Rooms
Rank: Very Skilled 25 Points Clear (20) Rooms
Rank: Very Very Skilled 25 Points Clear (25) Rooms
Rank: Oh look at you eh 50 Points Clear (40) Rooms
Rank: Wow 50 Points Clear (35) Rooms
Rank: Godlike 100 Points Clear (50) Rooms

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)